Break Out Your Mental Chastity Belts

PSSSSST!! Women… Over here. Let me shout at you for a minute.

The answer to all this is right under your nose. Or more to the point, right between your legs.

START USING YOUR VAGINA TO KEEP YOU RIGHTS.

You want to keep Roe v. Wade intact? You want to have healthcare and birth control?

STOP FUCKING

AND REPEAT AFTER ME:

IF YOU WON’T LET ME HAVE CONTROL OVER IT, YOU CAN’T TOUCH IT.

STICKING YOUR PENIS IN MY VAGINA EXPONENTIALLY INCREASES THE CHANCES THAT IT WILL GET SICK OR I WILL GET PREGNANT AND I WON’T HAVE A WAY TO REMEDY EITHER OF THOSE SITUATIONS.

THE ONLY RIGHT THAT YOU WILL HAVE LEFT IS THE RIGHT TO SAY NO.

That is until RAPE {BY WHITE MEN} is deemed RIGHT and PROPER and NO LONGER A CRIME.

I realize that this is asking a lot and requires an incredible amount of resolve. If you really can’t go without the orgasm (cause some (most?) of you just can’t),  go to whatever sex shoppe you are most comfortable with and stock up. Then go snuggle with your girlfriends.